Оригинальные пожелания спокойной ночи

Ты любишь конфеты и секс до утра,
Но больше всего ты любишь меня

Любовь не может умереть! Она только оставляет человека, если он недостоин ее.

Я всем сердцем желаю тебе ярких снов.
Пусть укроет тебя ночи нежный покров.
Чтоб плохое забылось, чтоб приятное снилось,
И чтоб всё сокровенное в снах твоих сбылось

Улыбнись! Улыбка - это вторая вещь, за которую я люблю твои губы.

Спит убитая лисичка ,
Спит задушенная птичка,
Обезглавленный хомяк
Посмотри-ка как обмяк.
Утонув в зловонной жиже,
Спят в аквариуме мыши.
И на высохшем полу
Рыбки кучкой спят в углу.
Спят в пробирке эмбрионы,
Спят в музее фараоны,
И в уютном мавзолее
Ленин спит, блаженно млея,
Сторож спит с ножом в спине,
Спят пожарники в огне,
И, Придавленный бревном ,
Спит строитель мертвым сном.
Ошибившись только раз,
Спят саперы в этот час.
Парашют с собой не взяв,
Спит десантник на камнях.
Газ забыв закрыть, соседи,
Спят вповалку на паркете.
В паутине дремлют мушки...
Спи, а то прибью подушкой!

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