Смешные пожелания на ночь

Когда ты порою скучаешь,
И что-то тревожит тебя,
Ты вспомни, что в мире есть сердце,
Которое любит тебя!

Любовь - это ...
... когда вы расстались на пять минут, а тебе кажется, что прошла вечность
... когда сердце разрывается не от горя, а от счастья
... полёт без крыльев

Ты что думаешь, что ты лучше всех? Что я о тебе постоянно думаю? Что тебе нет равных? Что ты смысл моей жизни? Ну и правильно думаешь - Я от тебя без ума

Мое сердце и все другие органы принадлежат вам! Берегите их, сударь(ыня)!

Ни звонка ни СМС-ки
Мой с утра молчит мобильник
Я страдаю не по-детски
Жду звонок твой, как дебильный...

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