Прикольные пожелания на ночь

Внимание! Это странный вирус! Он пробрался в мою телефонную книжку, выбрал там самого красивого, доброго и умного человечка и отослал ему эту любовную sms

В 15 лет любовь опасна,
В 16 лет она вредна,
В 17 лет она прекрасна,
А в 25 уже не та

Прости, но слов я нежных не найду. Я лишь хочу сказать, Что я тебя люблю.

Если вы пригласили девушку кормить рыбок, а аквариума у вас отродясь не было, откройте хотя бы банку шпрот. Как правило, покрошив туда немного хлеба, девушки начинают догадываться, зачем ее позвали

Я буду для тебя водой и светом
И нежным воздухом...
Каменной стеной от всех невзгод защищающей...
Я буду самим собой радость тебе приносящим...
Я буду ласкать тебя и лелеять
Вот таким я буду с тобой любимая...
Вот так я буду тебя любить...

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